Spring Break

It's that long-awaited first break of the semester. The plans of finally catching up on homework and sleep have been occupying your thoughts when you are still awake at 3 a.m., just starting to read about gender theory. Even though it's merely a few hours until you must awake and drag your feet into class you must finish.

Or do you?

Wouldn't it just be nice to crawl into bed under the warm blankets and rest your weary head on a soft pillow and drift into gender-theory-free dreams? After all, you'll have more time come Saturday morning after a wondrous morning of sleeping until noon...

Or will you?